December 2011
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Kate Again...
So, I’ve seen KateHate bloggers telling their critics not to read their blogs if they find them so offensive.
I don’t know, I just think they should take their own advice and stop looking at pictures of Kate Middleton’s supposedly short hemlines if they find them so offensive.
Unless, of course, most KateHaters are secretly jealous of Kate because she’s so gorgeous....
“Men are equal; it is not birth but muthafuckin’ virtue that makes the...”
– Voltaire L. Jackson (via quotesbyrelativesofsamljackson)
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Magic
“And I don’t want them dancing naked under the full moon!”
“No, of course! The nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember!”
-Practical Magic
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“Maybe, before the credits roll, we see the man getting out of bed in the middle...”
– “Repeat After Me,” David Sedaris (via akpeteshie)
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Thoughts
I was once talking to someone about how often women are told to do certain things in order to avoid being raped. The person I was talking to told me that they thought it made sense and the analogy they used was lightning. For instance, they said, people should be told not to walk around in thunderstorms and people should be told not to carry metal objects during thunderstorms and so and so...
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Petition for the Regrowth of HRH Prince William's...
We know Prince William is a stone cold fox. I mean… look at him.
But then, one day… he grew a beard. And in doing so, he reached a heretofore unimagined level of perfection. Evidence:
And I don’t even really like beards on guys. But this beard… this is a godly beard among mortal beards.
“I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And...”
– Ricky Gervais (via dpeteuil)
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